{"product_id":"the-ignatz-bauer-starter-collection-ebook","title":"The Ignatz Bauer Starter Collection (eBook)","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eTwo laugh-out-loud sci-fi adventures plus an exclusive short story\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe galaxy needs its greatest hero. Unfortunately, it has Ignatz Bauer.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIgnatz Bauer is a conman, a thief, and an entrepreneur of highly questionable ethics. He has no interest in saving the galaxy. He'd much rather make a quick profit, avoid honest work, and stay one step ahead of the bounty hunters trying to collect the price on his head.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately for Ignatz, fate has other plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen impossible technology, ancient cosmic horrors, and galaxy-shattering conspiracies collide, the fate of billions somehow ends up resting in the hands of the last person anyone would choose for the job.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExperience the beginning of \u003cstrong\u003eThe Galactic Misadventures of Ignatz Bauer\u003c\/strong\u003e with the first two novels, plus an exclusive short story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIncluded in this collection\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBrain for Rent (Hardly Used)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIgnatz has a stolen ship's artificial intelligence living inside his brain, and the AI has no intention of leaving. Now there's a massive bounty on his head, bounty hunters on his trail, and an ancient secret capable of destroying every living thing in the galaxy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Soul Eater of Flipimoff IV\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA simple delivery job turns into a race across the galaxy as Ignatz finds himself transporting an ancient entity that may determine the fate of all life. With his ship falling apart, his AI suffering an identity crisis, and danger waiting at every stop, Lady Luck may finally have abandoned him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003eMitzi's Big Day \u003cem\u003e(Exclusive Short Story)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking after his ex-girlfriend's tiny Maltese should have been the easiest job Ignatz ever accepted. Instead, he discovers there's far more to little Mitzi than anyone could have imagined.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect for readers who enjoy\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumorous space opera\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRoguish antiheroes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFast-paced galactic adventures\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWitty dialogue and outrageous situations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCosmic mysteries with high stakes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScience fiction that never takes itself too seriously\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eBundle Includes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✔ Two full-length novels\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✔ One exclusive short story\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✔ DRM-free ebooks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✔ Save compared to purchasing each title separately\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for fans of Douglas Adams, Harry Harrison, Robert Asprin, and Keith Laumer.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"D.M. Pruden Unforgettable Science Fiction","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50283455152367,"sku":"Ignatz-Bundle","price":14.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/9328\/1007\/files\/Ignatzbundleproductimage.webp?v=1785609546","url":"https:\/\/dmpruden.com\/products\/the-ignatz-bauer-starter-collection-ebook","provider":"D.M. Pruden Unforgettable Science Fiction","version":"1.0","type":"link"}